Thursday, March 3, 2011

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THE HUMAN MILLIPEDE - Tom Six (The human centipede - 2009)




















recently spoken enough of this Dutch film, shot in Germany, which I summarize as it has a perverse and disgusting idea, with a slow, decaffeinated Reflection .

The director of this film and his friends the day together talking time ago, some genius came up with to punish sexual predators and pedophiles, cosiéndoles each other mouths to assholes, creating a kind of centipede compound of several humans.

The idea fermented in the mind of the director until the film became where two young beauties are fucked up the car and goes to a secluded mansion where a Nazi mad surgeon has caught an Asian.

Then the evil doctor actually makes the human centipede. All girls will start all the teeth from the mouths, and the ass of the type, a year, you sew the mouth of a girl. And this year, or eyelet (c'mon, where shit, for you to be the people understand not strange words such as armpit, anus or buttock) will sew the mouth of another girl. Total

creature that moves on all fours, taking twelve tips motor, digestive system has three states, etc ...

type food that you eat by mouth, after digestion of eight to twelve hours the shit, with the turn of the girl in the middle, starting the buffet of caviar. With his mouth open and mechanically locked by the operation has no more balls than their fill of hot chocolate mousse: we almost dipping churros ... Hahahahahaha ... In

not where I read that in the droppings, feces, or shit (will post more eschatological'm doing) said that is not digested everything 100% and not everything is assimilated by the body, but among the minerals are still driven , vitamins, proteins, etc ... So it is likely that the woman in half of human centipede, because somehow able to eat the shit man. Then after digesting

human feces, several hours after the woman defecate into the mouth of another woman, giving him ... ahem ... eat.

And then when this shit finally droppings pa three humans will be, after three consecutive digestions. We almost cured sheep cheese of these strong and spicy balls ...

Well ... After describing the hideous but daring idea of \u200b\u200bthis film have to be honest and say it has counted six actors, four stages and a staging modest.

Then the film is narrated VERY SLOWLY. I do not if this movie rather than being called the human centipede, snail could be called the lame, because my mother who is slow in seriously.

And then we have that, if true, the proposal is very disgusting and such, but the film has little GORE and few special effects makeup noteworthy.

is more, I swear I'm not kidding, that this film could well serve as a basis for a play. A few actors, a unique, much blah, blah, blah ... and little else.

a good idea to me does not mean a good film, and this is not it. It's slow, modest and boring. And worse, some imaginative and creative in situations and their resolutions, showing little creativity of those who made this film.

so much noise about nothing. Fuck that hunger

given me after making this post ... "¡Cariño: traeme la Nocilla o la Nutella pa ca!"



Nombres en otros paises:

Ludzka stonoga
ムカデ 人間
の 映像 クリップ
인간 지네
Chelovecheskaya millipede
human centipede
人 的 蜈蚣
Lidské stonožka
de menselijke duizendpoot
المئوية الرجل إنسانية
the centipede humain
η ανθρώπινη σαρανταποδαρούσα
der menschliche Hundertfüßer
זכויות דל
क्योंकि मनुष्य
Az ember százlábú
the human centipede
인간 지네
人間 の ムカデ
The asa human
människacentipeden
ตะขาบ ของ มนุษย์ Human
Kngvjr

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